18 Signs You’re In A Serious Relationship With Wine

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I’d like you guys to meet my boyfriend, Obscenely Cheap Chardonnay.

1. You know who always makes you laugh? Wine.

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2. You know who doesn’t blow you off at the last minute? Wine.

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3. When things get awkward, or annoying, or really any type of way at all, there’s only one thing you like to turn to.

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(Wine. It’s wine. The answer is wine.)

4. Wine can’t not text you back on a Friday night.

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Because wine has no opposable thumbs.

5. Wine totally gets how you want to spend your time.

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6. It brings out your resourceful side.

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No corkscrew? NO PROBLEM.

7. And your confident side.

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8. You find yourself getting wicked territorial about it.

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9. And achieving things you never dreamed you could.

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For example: downing an entire bottle of merlot in one sitting without breaking a sweat.

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11. Wine is there for you even when you don’t believe in yourself.

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12. And it loves you unconditionally.

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13. Wine understands you even when you don’t understand it.

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14. Sure, you have to ~buy~ it.

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15. But you invest in it way more than you do in the rest of your life.

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16. And you guard it jealously against anyone who might steal it.

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17. Even though you can enjoy it in a group…

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18. At the end of the day, it’s just you and wine.

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And that is rad.

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